Machete Spatula
Product Code: WK13400
The pen may well be mightier than the sword, but the machete is no match for the spatula. For arguments sake the two have been combined and the results are utterly glorious. Instil uneasiness in your dinner guests before serving them the best darn burger they've ever laid teeth upon. Your new, show-stopping utensil also comes complete with built-in bottle opener and - perhaps most importantly - a bandana.